- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

women's rights, lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

save me from the nothing ive become

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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