- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Vote this down and get DOXED

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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