When I get aroused I get a solid snake

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

1+1=2

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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