The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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so...um, yeah

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Anti Joke

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