What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

what is orange? an orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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