- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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