Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Women's Rights

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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the holocaust

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Title IX

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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