- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

ur gay

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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