Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Refridgerator.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Anti Joke

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