What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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A women in the kitchen.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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