- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Carrot fingers

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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