There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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epic win?

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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