What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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c-? men, C-men

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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