who is not good looking? mon morello

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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VAGINA.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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what are three short words? i a am

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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