- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Miscarriages.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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