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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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