Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Your face is hilarious.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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A kid has no friends.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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