Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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robin, get in the car.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Sir, your wife is dead

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