- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Banana Hamock.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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