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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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