- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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