- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

I think everybody should have a penis.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

wanna here a joke? you.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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