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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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