- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.