- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Where's my tractor?

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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