- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??