Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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What's green and blue? yellow

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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VAGINA.

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what are three short words? i a am

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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