Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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i like it in the mouth

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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