why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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dassa

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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kushagra tyagi

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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