Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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