- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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