- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

VAL SUCKS

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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