- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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