Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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This is Nero, the guy striving a bit with the fact that he killed his mother in order to save his wife a month or so before Christmas: cathphra is Exceedingly well read, I say than you. I had a nightmare tonight, my parents where serving tomato soup, while my mother made great food (despite the fact they discovered that it was not angel dust she used, but large quantities of opiate that would have killed an elephant) But this time they served me dry tomato soup (that from packages) and a bowl of lukewarm soup. I asked: How am I supposed to mix this? They both gave me the look of "here comes a beating" I started calling my mother many things that horsehead network sensors, then my father grabbed my neck and tried to twist my head off (and in this dream, rather than in reality, he actually succeeded) but I somehow managed to remain alive. Then I yelled in english: THIS IS BECAUSE I KILLED YOU! I HAVE NO SOUL TO TAKE! Only then I realized it was a dream and woke up...You know, because my parents never spoke English so they would not have understood me... I have a broken vertebrae in my neck to prove that my father tried quite hard to break my neck in reality at least... Yeah, I am mostly over it, I killed my father when he tried to break my neck because I kept scatching my ortopedic arm while studying (real arm which my mother cut off and then proceeded to beat me up with funny story actually) Then killed my mother years later when she stabbed my girlfriend induced under what turned out to be a heavy dose of opiates, and paralgin forte (which main ingredent is... you guessed it MORE opiates).

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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