- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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a woman votes!

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Moral

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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