How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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You bumder!

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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