Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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