What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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