- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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