- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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