Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Turkey Balls

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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you gay?

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Anti Joke

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