I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

whats the capital of congo famine

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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