Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Praise Paisley

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Life

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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