Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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