Bob Saget that is all

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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adam hodgson !

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What does water taste like? Water

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