I work at jcpenny

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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