what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Tucker Rivera

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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tim has no humor

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Anti Joke

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