My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

women's rights

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Justin Bieber

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

ur an fagit

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