What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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