- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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