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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Jokes Ki Duniya

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

DEATH.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Get on the boat.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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