Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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Your future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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