- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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