What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

You idiot.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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