- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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