- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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