- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Homonyms should be band.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What's two plus two? Window

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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