Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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tom pauling

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Smelly Indians.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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