An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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