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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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