- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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