There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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