- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Uh... What was emulating again?

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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