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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Neither did she.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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