hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Justin

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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