- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Neither did she.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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