- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What's two plus two? Window

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