Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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