Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

This statement is false.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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