If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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Nah

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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