A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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