- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Whats white? A fridge

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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