- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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