- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

A: Do you like it B: No

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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