- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Pull my finger ouch..

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

womens rights.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Dude man, I'm high...

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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