- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Is maynaise an instrument?

here's a joke... the american education society

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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