- Anti Joke

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Where's the dick??? east

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Woman's Rights

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.