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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

L's I's that took Viagra.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Stop procrastinating.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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