What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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