You're so sweet I have diabetes

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i am and me is i

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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