- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Knock, knock -The door's open.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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