- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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