An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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were at work systems r down

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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