- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Boys have swag, real men have class

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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