- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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