- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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