- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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