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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Sarah Palin

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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