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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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