Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Robin, get in the batmobile

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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