- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Cheese

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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