- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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