Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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