what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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PENIS

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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