- Anti Joke

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

say it ten times fast: oh

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I like the color potato.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre