What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

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