- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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