- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Prostitution is bad.......

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Your mother just died.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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