how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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j.p. is dumb

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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go F*** yourself

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Justin Bieber.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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