So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Anti Joke

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