What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

A train poops its pants.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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