Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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www.xnxx.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Women's Rights

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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