- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Link ate ink to make him sink.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

I'd like to make a withdraw

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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