- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

guy walks into a bar, ouch

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

What? Yes.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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